Ted Kord

Loud, gay and rich. One of the few people that actually talks about comics, so much that his boyfriend purportedly looks like Jean-Paul Beaubier. Also a dirty Canadian.

Description
Do you remember that rich chubby antagonist from Pee-Wee's Big Adventure? Thats who Ted basically is, except more neglect from the parents. Although he is constantly changing the conversation topic his way and always interrupting people, he tends to usually be a pretty alright guy.

He also has very strong opinions, which usually results in butthurt. (Much like what the one who wrote this seems to be displaying.)

Dramatic Involvements
Ted Kord tends to be a magnet for drama. Sometimes it seems almost unbelievable how much drama one person can attract. How does he even? Why can he hold all that drama? From petty things like Transformers to not-so-petty things as using the word faggot (though ironic and amusing), this guy has some kind of target on him or something. It is unclear of when the target was placed but it seems that he can't escape it.

Also he thinks it's HILARIOUS!

Ted Kord is a massive fagwad and everyone fucking hates him. He enjoys self-editting pages and being a general worthless dumbshit with little to no redeeming qualities.