Serious House

An annoying guy who hangs around the chat, lived in a yellow dungeon with a yawning abyss for a window. Created his own article because he's just that self important.

But just like other self-created articles, eventually someone comes along to expand and edit it. Mostly of spelling/grammatical errors and to make everything look neater, but sometimes they can add info like so:

A regular cammer of the tinychat, Serious House showed up upon the /co/ tinychat's porchstep sometime during summer. Often seen in the chat on a dimly lit cam, Serious House apparently lives near a yawning abyss. One of the few tinychatters that has yet to be subjected to the lifeblood of the tinychat.

Trivia aka FUN FACTS ABOUT SERIOUS HOUSE



 * A supposedly rare "Black Canadian." Although, according to Tinychat and Canadian law, no such thing can or has ever exististed. So he's obviously British or American, or something. But not Canadian, or even Black.
 * Never actually read Serious House on Serious Earth, because he's a dick. (What a dick!)
 * He also Hates Funyuns, thus establishing himself as the nemesis of coapt, Defender of Funyuns. Even though Funyuns stain your teach and ruin your breath.
 * Lag is his middle name, though not to be confused with a nickname given to him for lagging in the tinychat (Seriouslag, naturally)
 * He will also try to make people believe he's Black, Married, and has Kids, despite the fact he's a fat white guy in his 30's who massages his prostate to Coapt on cam like Vorked.

Quotes
"I haven't read Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth cause I'm a big asshole and I call myself serioushouse, bluh bluh! Eh?" ~ Someone doing a spot-on impression of Serious House

"YESSS... YESSS..." ~ Bison expressing Serioushouse's views on his editted page