Bitchin

Bitchin is an incredibly bitchin guy that graces the tinychat with his bitchin skills of bitchin bitchitude possessed by bitches who are bitchin as bitchin. Bitching about with his bitchity bitchin ways of bitching, bitchin uses the word bitch as many bitchin times as bitchin possible to bitch about bitchin being bitchin. I also heard he's really cool and tells the best puns. When he tells a pun, instead of just a groan, it tends to hurt like a real son of a bitch. Get it? Cause bitchin's bitchin phrases of bitchin bitchitude bitch about bitchin's bitchin puns being bitchin enough to bitchin hurt in a bitchful way. Bitch.

Bitchin also participates in telling puns in the absence of Sporkface.

Relation to Sporkface
No one is sure why but some people seem to confuse Bitchin for Sporkface. Bitchin is way too bitchin to be that nerd, besides, we've got a picture of them together! Though when Sporkface isn't around, Bitchin tends to be chummy with everyone that Sporkface usually is and he fills the absent void with many puns.

Quotes
"I guess I'm just that bitchin'." ~ Charlie Sheen impersonating Bitchin'