Vorked

I'm Batman

I'm homosexual
a misconception that was later revealed to be the truth in one of Vorked's minecraft chats.

I'm gay for queer ducks
Vorked will physically travel to ponds just to jerk off to them. He's been arrested 4 times for indecent exposure. He collects Donald and Daffy duck memorabilia which he spanks it to on a regular basis.

I'm Beat off to little boys
Vorked has mentioned in his Minecraft chats that he has stroked off to pictures of little boys, and that he wishes Coapt was a little boy.

I'm touching myself to pictures of gay dinosaurs
a quote straight from tinychat.

I'm blowing my chodeload all over the back of a can of pepsi
Vorked does this every time coapt was in the Tinychat.