Broseidon

Broseidon is a regular tinychatter that can be spotted from time to time in comrades-unite or on the facebook group. This man is known for being a monarch of the seven seas of the Brocean, as well has having amazing control over the waters of the Brocean, otherwise known as Hybromancy. Not to be confused with Poseidon, the ocean, or hydromancy. Cause those things suck, bro.

History of Broseidon
Broseidon is the King of the Brocean, otherwise known as "Party-Shaker" in Tinychat Mythology. This god was integrated into the tinychat olympian gods as the brother of Whose (the god of beer-claiming) and Hates (HATERS GONNA HATE). It is said that Broseidon watches over parties and bromances, making them totally chill, bro.

The origins of Broseidon are unknown, but it is believed that a long time ago, someone partied so hard that he assumed the brole of Broseidon and ascended to godhood. The onlookers were struck with a shock of a joy as they witnessed the birth of a truly excellent god who totally knows how to rock a popped collar. They started to worship him and thus he was established in the Brole Call of Gods, bro.

Worship of Broseidon
The only way to truly worship Broseidon is to party, bro! Get some Natty Ice, maybe a bit of weed, and you're set! Beer hats are known as relics of Broseidon and totally get your party closer to his graces and approval. Naturday is a holiday that comes around every saturday where bros and worshippers of broseidon will get together to chug Natty Ices and celebrate bromances.

Trivia
Apparently Broseidon had a kid who went and stole lightning or something? I'm too blazed to know, bro.

Quotes
"BROSEIDON IS MILDLY AMUSED BY THIS TURN OF EVENTS." ~ Broseidon talking about the Tinychat Wiki

"BROSEIDON, KING OF THE BROCEAN, MASTER OF HYBROMANCY!" ~ Sporkface's take on who Broseidon is